Bandiiiit nuuuu ;_;

RIP, Bandit, best kitteh ever. <3 RIP.

Alright, sorry for the horrible language in this post.

Okay, so.
There's going to be quite a bit of bad language in this, but it needed to be done.
If your parents are near... go to...somewhere else.

http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0630/doctor-testing-drug-prevent-lesbianism-interest-motherhood/
WHAT THE FUCK?!
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO BE A STEREOTYPICAL FEMALE?!?!
I'M NOT SCREWED UP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FART OUT BABIES EVERY 5 MINUTES.
I'M NOT SCREWED UP BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE INSANE DESIRE TO WEAR FRILLY PINK DRESSES EVERYWHERE.
I'M NOT SCREWED UP BECAUSE I DON'T SWOON OVER MOST SWEATY MEN.

SHE'S DOING THIS ILLEGALY, TOO.
WTF?!





Catty out,

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDD
OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD
OH MY F*CKING GOOOOOODDDDDDD
MY INVADER ZIMS
ASDFGHJKL;'
THEY JUST CAME IN IN THE MAAAAAIIIILLLLL
OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OOOOOHHHHH
MMMMYYYYYY
GOOOOODDDDDD
TACOOOOO
INVITE ME OVER ON A SATURDAAAAAAY
WE CAN WAAAATCH THEEEEEEEM
OH MY GOOOOOOD
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

WOOOO GOSHEN FAIR

Okay, so, for Father's Day Goshen is having a fair and OMG IT'S EPIIIIIIIC. There was fried dough, and a super-bouncy bounce house, and cotton candy, and a mechanical bull (I didn't ride it lol), and lemonade, and a merry-go-round, and this really epic ride where the ground suddenly drops but you're spinning so fast you stick to the wall and OMFG IT WAS EPIC.

Catty, oh Catty.

wow, this post is kewl! (i is sarry) But Catty and others, have you seen my sandwich?

School haseth died.

School ended today.
Whelp, this sucks.
:|

Old Sturlol Village in Lol, Massalolsets.

I took this on the bus ride to Old Sturbridge Village in Massachusets.
Which now needs to be called Sturlol Village because that's an epic name.
So then I photoshopped my INSANELY CUTE bunny into there.

The mice are dead.

The mice are dead.

My birthday was on June 9th. 8D I got water balloons and GIR stuff (ZIM IS BETTER) and Cyanide & Happiness and Cake Wrecks and omg <3

Baby mice! FWEEEEE!

My neighbor's dad accidentally killed a mouse while splitting wood.
What else was in there?
5 baby mice! OMG <3 <3 <3 <3
I've named them Ivy, Rover, Dash, Dasha, and Isabelle. Dash may die soon, though. D:
They're eating KMR out of a baby bottle and omg cute <3

They is mine now.

i can has virus? yes i can has. D:

Okay, so, sorry about may 20th, I'm kicking it off today, though. 8D
Anyways, my laptop has a virus. I call it the Porn Protection virus because it's a fake virus protecting thingy that opens up born. D: Sorry.

But yeah.
NEW LAYOUT FTW!! 8D

lolwtf

DIB KICKED ZIM IN THE SQUEEDILYSPOOCH



That is all.

Update on Sky and why she's so horrible.

Sooooo.
Sky.
You know, that horrible whiny ***** that everybody hates?
She never gonna update on here...
She has been replaced by Marles, a MUCH better replacement.
Marles is funny, cool, and witty, so I'm sure you'll all love her.
She'll be in bold and itallics.

Anyways, Sky is like a leech.
She lives off of our friendship.
The most she's ever done for Sarry, Marles of me was give me a teddy.
After, by the way, stealing mine because she decided I wasn't good enough for a teddy bear, but then I started crying and she never wanted to get in trouble.
She has been begging for me to but me GIR crap with my own money.>
She insults me.
She whines about everything.
She never does anything for us.
She's a lazy hypocrite.

I hate her.

I'm so bored I want to kill ostritches. ._. Also, updates.

I'm seriosuly frakking bored, so, naturally, I began to play with the blog. So I edited a few things, and you noticed a few things different, no?
For example,
. You can comment
. I edited the poll so it closes in 2012
. I edited a bit of the description

Anyways, there's going to be a bunch of epic changes on May 20th. And epic it shalt be.

Catty out.

Muuuurrrrddddeeeeeerrrrrrr nnnnnuuuuuuuu ;~; Also, racing... ERGH.

http://forums.dragcave.net/index.php?showtopic=89634&st=0
This....
This is a beautiful thread.
See, Murder... he's this really awesome person. He's even on my AIM buddies list he's that epic. (If you're wondering, my AIM is Catspwndogs20@gmail.com)
On April 20th, he was attacked and nearly killed by 2 men.
In the name of god.
Because he's homosexual.
WHAT.
WHAT IS THIS.
WHAT HAPPENDED TO "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR".
He was in the hospital, critical condition. One of his good friends keeps all of us on DC updated.
He's getting better, and even managed to post a total of 3 times, twice sneaking on when the doctors said "no wai D:".
He's now got an infected stitch, which sucks. Also, a blood-stained weapon was found in the trunk of a car, and guess what? The blood matched Murder's. Two witnesses also got the guy's roommate arrested. So now both are in jail.
That does not refrain me from tracking them down and kicking their ass so hard my shoe flies out of their mouth.

GET WELL NAO D:



In other news, summer is popping its head around the corner. That means swarms of yellow jackets and dog crap stuck to my shoe and waves of pollen blinding me, and, worse of all...
IT'S RACING SEASON.
EVERY.
SATURDAY.
GOING TO A DIFFERENT STATE.
WHILE YOU ARE CARSICK.
SO YOU CAN SIT THERE AND BE BORED.
EVERY.
FRAKKING.
WEEK.
Which is why I am going to a sleepover every Saturday, starting... *checks calendar*
HOLY CRAP NEXT SATURDAY. D:
Will not accept if you are 80 years old, sorry. :p

Catty Pictures a la Edit

I enjoy editing pictures of myself. It's like some sort of bad habit, but the results? You'll love them. So this is a new section: Picture edits.I'll post my recently edited photos, and they'll be updated ASAP. It's really just gonna be COOL!! I mean, those eyes on that one to the side? Re-colored on PAINT. I'll post other stuffs when it's all worked out, kay?

Catty out.











...I enjoy editing pictures of myself.
For example:

I say! This is quite upsetting.

URGGGGHHHASDFGHJKL ANGER
Whenever I try to upload a picture, it says "HIT DUN PLZ 2 UPLOWD" and then there is no done button.
FFFFFFFFF

A prayer for the poor, poor posers of FooPets

OH GOD GUYS!!
Get this!!
I'm the one, the only, REAL, non-poser...
Catty.
My life is really just total crap right now. I only have 1 or 2, maybe 3, friends. Everyone hates me. I have a target on my back, and I'm the only one.
However, I'm quite pleased with my life right now.
Because I've got this giant, great, perfect, bright future ahead of me, and I'm one of the few not completely destroying it by becoming a poser. You're a smart, funny, bright, friendly, beautiful person that could have had everything they wanted in life. However, you've justed slaughtered and destroyed that giant, perfect future by pretending to be somebody else. Now you're just another Selena Gomez.
Because I, no matter who I am, am myself. I'm a unique individuable that's recognised for my talents. You have the perfect, greatest talents in the world, but you're now only a mere clone of who you want to be. Now you're just a copy, a clone, a complete nobody.
It truly saddens me to see all of these smart, great people with this giant, bright future, and the great roads they could have taken to ultimate enjoyment. But instead, they, on purpose, chose the wrong decisions, and instead of being the beautiful people they truly are, they destroy themselves and drain the world of all individuality. I mean, the people you pretend to be didn't become great simply by copying others.


Posers of the world, you're in my prayers. Because I truly hope you're going to stop this madness and be your true self.

NOOOOO NOT ZIIIIIM D:

Invader Zim.

God, I love that stuff.

Gir is cool, and Zim is just awesome. Dib calls for good nicknames for people you hate, and The Almighty Tallest provide humor.

Oh, by the way, guess which show is never coming back, ever in 2 days?

This is seriously depressing.

See, this post has torn me between two endings.

It's either "I think I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight"

Or "CURSE YOU SNACKS

CUUURSE YOOOOOOU".

I think I'll go with the second.

...

CURSE YOU, SNACKS.

CUUURSE YOOOOOU.

D:< WOAW WOAW WOAW.

Ohhhh wow. So I just found Blogger. So yeeeah. I'm starting a blog of completely random and crazy craps that come to mind. So here's some stuff you may need to know.

This is a shared blog. Though I, Catty, am the main dude, whenever the others have something to post, I shalt post it for them.

If it's bold & blue, it's most likely Sarry. She mah biffle.
If it's itallic and green, then it's either a quote or Sky. Sky is my other biffle.
So yeah. Don't spam, don't flame, and you'll do juuuust fine.
...if you're insane, that is.


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